This is dedicated to a girl who made my life hell when I got a job and got really jealous of my success because she didn't want to find a primary school teacher job in Dunedin.
* farting in bed
*peonies and roses and smelling them
*natural skin products
* silk
*beauty pagents
*playing harp and guitar
* writing songs
*cupcakes/baking
*tea parties
*looking/being pretty/beautiful
*beautiful
*being late
*doesn't eat fish n chips with her fingers
*eating ice-cream from a cone very slowly
*eating ice-cream from a bowl with a teaspoon
Saturday, 6 August 2016
Rules for my Pack
1.Be single or have a really hot or smart girlfriend/wife
2. Go on dates/outings with me to the movies, coffee, dinner, road trips etc
3. Be living in Dunedin or have a good reason to be in another city in NZ eg work or family.
ALL PEOPLE WHO MOVE TO AUSSIE ARE TRAITORS
4. Find out what I like eg, treats, books, dvds, cds, clothes and give them to me.
5. Must be an animal lover and be able to tolerate children.
6. Must be willing to help out, eg wash dishes, bring me cups of tea, drive me around etc
7. Must get along with my family and understand and join in our crazy sense of humor.
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